...I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to eat. Ba dum tssssss!
My father came over yesterday and talked me into going out for dinner. We went to BJ's Brewhouse and I ordered chips and salsa for an appetizer and a salad for my entree. Sounds okay, right? Well, then I decided on a little to-go order of a Tavern-Style Pizza because it looked delicious and I'd been wanting to try it. But, wait! There's more!
After we left BJ's, to-go order in hand, we stopped by a grocery store because my dad said he wanted a cake. He didn't find one, but what he did find was the cookie aisle. There, he talked me into buying my arch nemesis, Oreo Thins. Then my son said he wanted some Oreos, too. And since I'm nice, I picked up some chocolate chip cookies for my roommate. They happened to be two for $5, so, of course, I had to buy two. But, wait! There's more!
I walked by the refrigerated area where there were single slices of cake begging for a home. Not one to be heartless, I took three of them with me.
The good news is, I didn't eat any of the extra stuff last night. The bad news is, I have tons of temptation in this house, just a few feet away, in fact, and I'm not confident that I'll be able to resist their advances (you know how pushy cookies can be).
And so, I'll be here...watching the clock tick away...until lunchtime, when I will make healthy choices not involving chocolatey wafers sandwiching sweet cream. Tick, tock. Mmmmm, chocolatey wafers...I love you...
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